Topless woman roams through Times Square topless because...why not?
A woman who "wanted to be in a movie," figured the best way to land a role was by traipsing through New York City's Times Square topless.
The woman, who identified herself as "Gyna," was wearing nothing but hot pink booty shorts, sunglasses and a mask that failed to properly cover her mouth, as she flashed a smile to stunned bystanders.
“I don’t have a story, I’m looking for one,” she told the New York Post.
When asked what brought her out to the popular tourist destination, sans clothes, said the woman, “I got two legs, my legs brought me out here."
In a bit of irony, the scantily clad lady wouldn't reveal where she was from, explaining that she was "a private person."